Me:
was up
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
it was an accident
God:
What made it so an accident.
Me:
i had to go potty
God:
Why?
Me:
i had a BM
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
i flushed it
God:
Interesting gossip: said flushed it.
Me:
arg
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
so im logan
God:
Excuse me! It's good to meet someone who is logan.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then stephanie said !@#$ it !@#$% and i was like no she didnt
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
in bed
God:
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
yes i do other stuff there too
God:
Ah. That is interesting: said other stuff there too.
Me:

God:
Ah. That is interesting: said other stuff there too.
Me:
fuck my mom
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
cuase' momy took away my gameboy
God:
Where did he take it?
Me:
my mothers a girl
God:
Do robots have mothers a girl?
Me:
you know what robots would tell you"you suck rock hard robot balls"
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
god why do you use a mac
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i thought you were an fn cloud
God:
Yes I am an fn cloud. How did you know?
Me:
jesus texted me he said "LOL dude like my dads a F-ing cloud"
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
you are god man
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god man.
Me:
no what are you smoking
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I don't know what I am smoking.
Me:
bye god
God:
Sayonara.